Marq ([info]marq) wrote,
@ 2008-08-04 14:26:00
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Entry tags:chunky, eeeeeew, oh hell hell no!

They really need to hire me to check these things.
In today's Raleigh News and Observer there's one of those little boxes, hinting at a story further on, at the top of the Life section. It reads:

"Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama have an affinity for chunky pearl necklaces."

All of the sudden I'm concerned about the candidates' STD status.

Cause that clearly ain't right.


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[info]cornute
2008-08-04 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I'm thinking it might be scar tissue from "sound bites" in the urethra...

OK, ok, that was a stretch. Heh.

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[info]marq
2008-08-04 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but "Sound Bites In The Urethra" sounds like the title of some thrashmetal album.

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[info]ymasen
2008-08-04 06:47 pm UTC (link)
I am still distrubed by this mental image.

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[info]marq
2008-08-04 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Hey, how do you think I feel...I had to relive it in order to post this!!

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[info]ymasen
2008-08-04 07:30 pm UTC (link)
why is it when something is that horrid you must inflict it on those you love best?

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[info]marq
2008-08-04 07:38 pm UTC (link)
I gotta be me!

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[info]leemoyer
2008-08-04 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Thank the gods that some things really never change.

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[info]marq
2008-08-05 01:39 pm UTC (link)
yeah, this sorta thing is almost an obligation in some ways.

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[info]thatursula
2008-08-04 08:27 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if Jon Stewart's crew pick up on that one... (In other news...Ewwww...)

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[info]marq
2008-08-04 08:28 pm UTC (link)
that would rock...and I only hope they wouldn't get more clever with the follow up...

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[info]kickaha
2008-08-05 02:42 am UTC (link)
Obviously, someone needs to scan it in and send it to them.

Or send it to me. I'll send it to them.

Or I may just keep it for myself for endless mirth.

I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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[info]marq
2008-08-05 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I saw this in a coffee shop, but I'll see if I can find a physical copy so I can scan it n' stuff.

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OW
[info]evcelt
2008-08-04 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Fear the bukkake of pain!

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[info]marq
2008-08-05 01:34 pm UTC (link)
I dunno about pain (except maybe to the producer) more like the bukkake of cottage cheese.

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[info]lothie
2008-08-07 05:54 pm UTC (link)
You are a very sick man. *adore*

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[info]marq
2008-08-07 06:02 pm UTC (link)
I love the fact that being "very sick" is a plus in your book!

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[info]lothie
2008-08-07 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Ha ha, darlin', you've met my husbands!

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[info]marq
2008-08-07 06:48 pm UTC (link)
point

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