Marq ([info]marq) wrote,
@ 2008-04-23 11:55:00
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Poultrygeist
Chickens and ducks seem to deal with the world in different ways. We currently have a group of ducklings and a group of chicks, all roughly the same age. They also share a penchant for escaping from their nursery cages when they're hungry, thirsty, bored or none of the above. When a duckling makes a break for it, it pops out of the cage and plummets off of the table down to the floor with a kinda wet thud. It then proceeds to run around in circles just underneath the cage, until someone finds it, puts it back and corrects whatever problem which caused it to flee the safety of its cage. Apparently, "Peeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeep!!" is duckling for "Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!!"

The chicks, on the other hand, have a decidedly different approach. One will escape, and likewise plummet to the floor with a kinda wet thud. It will then figure out where in the house the actual people are. You'll see one poke its head around the couch, and having found you walk up. It will then let out a couple of very calm, yet firm peeps. "Peep! Peep peep-peep? Peep." Which as far as I can tell means, "As the duly appointed representative of the caged chickie alliance, I have been sent to inform you that we are currently lacking in food and/or water. And if it wouldn't be too much of a bother, we would also like a bed-time story."




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[info]ymasen
2008-04-23 04:01 pm UTC (link)
are chickens then smarter than ducks? And why then do we eat them and not ducks as a primary source of poultry ;)

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[info]hyrkanian
2008-04-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Chickens lay more eggs than ducks. There are more chickens to be eaten. So we eat more.


MMMMMM.

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[info]marq
2008-04-23 04:29 pm UTC (link)
good summary!

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[info]rizbone
2008-04-24 11:16 am UTC (link)
And that is why the chickens are so damn polite.

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[info]marq
2008-04-23 04:28 pm UTC (link)
cause chickens are faaaaaaaaarrrrrr less offensive to raise than ducks. Ducks smell bad, cost more to feed, and are much better at dying!

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[info]catbear
2008-04-23 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Werk?

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[info]marq
2008-04-23 04:29 pm UTC (link)
bu-CAW!!

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[info]hyrkanian
2008-04-23 04:24 pm UTC (link)
We are amused.

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[info]marq
2008-04-23 04:31 pm UTC (link)
it's pretty amusing in first person too. We can be in the next room and know a duck has gotten out.

Splat-thud!!

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PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEPPEEPPEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP!

The chicks are a tad more stealthy than that.

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[info]dollraves
2008-04-23 05:36 pm UTC (link)
*laugh* Excellent summary.

Oh, and I have a new acronym for you: OMBG (Oh my barking god!!)

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[info]marq
2008-04-23 05:41 pm UTC (link)
WOOOOF!!!

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[info]neoliminal
2008-04-23 06:25 pm UTC (link)
If only they could collaborate! Imagine the chics teaching the ducklings to think rationally and the ducks teaching the chics to snort cocaine.

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[info]mary_mayhem
2008-04-23 10:31 pm UTC (link)
What do goslings do?

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[info]zen_oven
2008-04-24 02:46 am UTC (link)
be-gawk?

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[info]curvyart
2008-04-26 02:51 am UTC (link)
hey - i couldn't find your email address but i had C's, so i sent the invite to her dogtraining addy. hope you get it. :)

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