Marq ([info]marq) wrote,
@ 2008-02-06 11:19:00
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And just for the record...
I cannot top the badness of the bad morning that [info]golemkennels had this morning, nor will I ever be able to top it. No matter how bad I have it, I won't be able to compare to a shoefull of amniotic fluid.

...what's worse...Shoefull of Amniotic Fluid isn't even a very good band name.


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[info]misstracy
2008-02-06 05:14 pm UTC (link)
shoefull of amniotic fluid

Meh. Been there, done that, hand-stitched the t-shirts and sold them at my own kiosk. ;)

If you want to throw some vomit into that shoe, projectile blood in my hair, and bruising my tailbone when I slipped in a puddle of urine and landed in a pile of poop... Well then nowwww we're talking.

Mmmm. I love midwifery. :D

(Is it wrong that I smile as I type up memories like this?)

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[info]marq
2008-02-06 05:16 pm UTC (link)
yes....very very VERY wrong, but that's part of why we love you!

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[info]leemoyer
2008-02-06 08:31 pm UTC (link)
"Amniotic Tootsies" perhaps?

Our best wishes for a speedy cleaning.

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[info]arthane
2008-02-06 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, "Shoefull of Amniotic Fluid" sounds like it'd make a truly horrifying variant of "Spoonfull of Sguar".

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[info]marq
2008-02-07 03:32 pm UTC (link)
yeah, I'm thinking so. Sorta a reverse action thing cause I don't think it's likely to help anything go down...

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[info]rizbone
2008-02-07 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Or even heart full of soul.

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[info]marq
2008-02-07 07:56 pm UTC (link)
...specially if it were soul food...whole collards can clog up yer arteries like nobody's business

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[info]rizbone
2008-02-07 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Woot! FDA is cleaning out their library again (big pile labeled "free"). Mostly books on electrophoresis today. Think I'll go visit a couple of restaurants with a clipboard and my brand new copy of Food Toxicology part B.

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[info]madbodger
2008-02-06 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Eh, bodily fluids just don't squick me like they do some people. I'd much rather that than exposure to tobacco smoke.

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[info]marq
2008-02-07 03:33 pm UTC (link)
granted...but what if it were smoky amniotic fluid??

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[info]madbodger
2008-02-07 07:01 pm UTC (link)
The horror, the horror!

Of course, it belatedly occurred to me to ask if this was her own personal amniotic fluid...

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[info]marq
2008-02-07 07:08 pm UTC (link)
I think it's possibly more likely that it would have been mine!

:)

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[info]herithoth
2008-02-08 06:36 am UTC (link)
At least this shoefull of amniotic fluid doesn't come with comments like "oh, by the way I have hepatitis C". Luckily that didn't happen to me.

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[info]la_sherazade
2008-03-04 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I saw your post on Trish's journal and was peeking at your profile. Wow! That's a lot of schools, including New College--very cool! Do you actually own goats, or just like them? My husband and I were hoping to get some this year but instead moved into town (and have to get of our chickens, too, wah!). Have we met, by the way...? Maybe at one of Jason and Laurie's parties...? My name is Jessica. :)

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[info]marq
2008-03-04 08:45 pm UTC (link)
I do in fact have goats, tho I'm not sure about meeting you. Drop me a note at marqDOTsingerATgmailDOTcom

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