Marq ([info]marq) wrote,
@ 2007-08-02 11:49:00
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Usually when confronted with any reference to My Little Pony, I'm forced to point out that there was only one male MLP, and his name was "Lucky"! ...no...really...

However, after however many years that they've been around, it was only this morning that I realized the each and every pony has a tramp-stamp!

(that combined with the fact that an MLP that I was just gifted with appears to be wearing Playboy Bunny ears...I really don't wanna speculate what Hasbro had in mind.)

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[info]dhw
2007-08-02 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Lucky and Smurfette need to form a Support Group.

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[info]marq
2007-08-02 05:25 pm UTC (link)
...and that just goes further into scary places that I don't wanna think about!!

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 05:35 pm UTC (link)
...

I...

...

You know there are now three websites devoted to that particular bit of slashfic, right?

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[info]marq
2007-08-02 05:37 pm UTC (link)
no.

not in my world there aren't.

lalalalalalaaaaaaa! I'm not listening!!!

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[info]melindadansky
2007-08-02 08:02 pm UTC (link)
You know there are now three websites devoted to that particular bit of slashfic, right?

My inner child would like to report that she has been touched "in a bad way" by this knowledge.

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[info]jason0x21
2007-08-02 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Rule 34!

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 05:34 pm UTC (link)
And don't forget, Lucky was hung like a horse.

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[info]marq
2007-08-02 05:36 pm UTC (link)
I was trying to forget!

no thanks to you!

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[info]rizbone
2007-08-02 05:45 pm UTC (link)
So . . . you don't post for almost three months, and when you do it's about Fisher-Price My First Manga. What the hell are they teaching you down there.

And before you say it, No, My First Manga does not make a particularly good band name.

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[info]marq
2007-08-02 05:49 pm UTC (link)
No, it really doesn't.

Not as good as Midget Teamsters

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[info]rizbone
2007-08-02 05:50 pm UTC (link)
The ghost of Jimmy Hoffa is coming for you now.

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Luckily, he's only waist high.

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[info]neoliminal
2007-08-02 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Does it make a magically glowing rainbow when he visits and comes over one of the other ponies?

Wait. I think I stepped over.. that .. line.

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Like the King of all Cosmos in Katamari, but... not.

Really, really not.

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[info]neoliminal
2007-08-02 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Now that's balls. I mean at least one. Oh... dear. How did I stumble into alt.sex.bondage.hellokitty

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Stumble? My friend, we're running headlong.

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

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[info]neoliminal
2007-08-02 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, I'd love to run headlong into hellokitty...

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 09:40 pm UTC (link)
With a sharp implement.

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[info]neoliminal
2007-08-02 09:41 pm UTC (link)
I don't know if I'd call it sharp, really... more bulbus and kinda pink.

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 09:44 pm UTC (link)
o_O

I think we split conversations at the last fork in the road...

See now, a fork would make a nice sharp implement to run into hellokitty with. A really big fork. Shishkakitty.

Why can't Sanrio sell that? I think it'd be a huge hit.

Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, HK has no orifices. Unless you're planning on squicking an eyesocket, or going for aural sex (I wouldn't recommend it, it's how you get hearing aids) I'm not sure what you had planned...

... and I'm afraid you're about to tell me.

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[info]neoliminal
2007-08-02 09:56 pm UTC (link)
"Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, HK has no orifices. "

You, my ill informed friend, have obviously never read the alt.sex.bondage.hellokitty faq. Just ask Marq... you don't *really* want me to get detailed about anything particular thing.

It gets messy fast.

Oh I'm so depressed.

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 10:03 pm UTC (link)
"It gets messy fast."

Without orifices? I'd hazard so. :)

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[info]neoliminal
2007-08-02 10:08 pm UTC (link)
"Without orifices?"

Again... go read the FAQ.

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-02 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Don't wanna. Too scary.

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[info]night_monkey
2007-08-02 11:12 pm UTC (link)
With a friends list like this...
...who needs an enema?

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-03 01:35 am UTC (link)
I dunno, I don't wanna, but I'm sure someone will step up.

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[info]marq
2007-08-03 01:57 pm UTC (link)
Just for the record, I'm pretending that this conversation doesn't exist.

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[info]zen_oven
2007-08-03 12:03 am UTC (link)
i'm flying up to new york tonight to kick your ass.

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[info]kickaha
2007-08-03 01:34 am UTC (link)
Get in line. :D

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[info]marq
2007-08-03 01:56 pm UTC (link)
I'm helping!!

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